Thorpeburger

Burly Lassie

© 2001 RGAA London (TUE 28 AUG 01)

 

Thorpeburger

It’s the snack, the snack that loves to attack

Your cardiac

 

Such a large burger

Beckons you to take up some exercise

Look at your thighs

 

Golden butter to drip from your bap

Mind you don’t let it fall in your lap

It’s a shame to waste the tiniest nibble

It would be a crime

 

To dribble Thorpeburger

Pretty girl, beware of the pleasant smell

That helps it sell

 

Vinaigrette you will pour on the bun

And the fries can’t disguise what you’ve done

For a lardy bloke knows what he’s bitten

It’s the biggest roll…

 

In Britain - Thorpeburger

Svelte-like ones, beware of the bathroom scales

You’ll soon be whales

Because of Chef Thorpe

Michael Thorpe

We love Thorpe

We love Michael Thorpe

Michael Thorpe

We love Thorpe